Back Ally Hookers
By Porno | February 11, 2008
Surfing the Adult Web
with Mike McMacintosh
Site Reviewed: BACK ALLEY HOOKERS
Niche: HOOKERS
Truth be told, every single one of us is a prostitute in one way or another, in the sense that anyone selling their bodies or services for an unworthy cause may be said to be prostituting themselves. Most of us, however, will never be unlucky enough to find ourselves sucking cock in some dank back alley just to scratch up enough cash to buy a combo dinner from the Chinese restaurant around the corner. Such are the fucked up lives explored by the makers of BackAlleyHookers.com, one of the most depressing but compelling websites I’ve had the displeasure of reviewing.
BackAlleyHookers.com offers us a glimpse at the raw pink underbelly of the true underground society. These aren’t the kind of people or the kind of behaviors you’re likely to find in suburbia (unless you hang out with bikers and meth-heads), but no matter where you are, you’re never more than a drive away from the kind of slums where you can mix and mingle with lowlife sluts who can’t say no to anything… because they can’t afford to! The monkeys on their backs won’t let them.
This site features all-original content, and I have to give it up to the producers… they really take their lives into their hands when they go into some of these places. I hope they’re packing heat when they do their drive-by pick-ups. Not that the girls themselves are totally unredeemed. Some of them come from good homes, and are suffering the consequences of bad choices. They talk about themselves, about their lives, their fucked up families, all that stuff. You get to hear a lot of crazy stories about fucked-up chicks doing crazy things to piss off their parents, or feed their drug habits, or what have you. Some of the stories are hard to believe. Sure, some of them are probably lying in an effort to squeeze some pity-cash from their new friend with the videocamera, but that’s to be expected… these are prostitutes we’re dealing with, not Girl Guides.
Besides you’re not surfing this website for skuzzier-than-normal Taxi Cab Confessions, are you? You’re here for some down and dirty hardcore fucking! And these whores don’t disappoint.
As I previously mentioned, the content on BackAlleyHookers.com is totally exclusive, and is focused mostly on the video side of the porn equation. The videos here are available as streams as well as downloads, in either high or low quality (depending on your modem speed). The models here aren’t the crème of the crop, of course, but they aren’t bad, either. Which makes sense, as looking hot and fuckable is part of their business. Still, if you’re INTO so-real-they’re-hard-to-look-at girls, there are a few tragic looking meth-heads here to satisfy your morbid curiosity. That’s about all they’re good for, unfortunately, as their drug habits (and jobs) have apparently robbed them of all enthusiasm for sex. With these hollow-eyed zombies, desultory blowjobs and sloppy anal probing are the best you can hope for.
Even though it’s depressing at times, I give BackAlleyHookers.com Five Fingers Up.
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Berlin Bukkake
By Porno | February 5, 2008
Surfing the Adult Web
with Mike McMacintosh
Site Reviewed: BERLIN BUKKAKE
Niche: FACIAL
Berlin, Germany… it’s a city of mystery, cabarets, and way easy euro-trmps who long to taste the forbidden oriental fruit of BUKKAKE! Yes, these freaky frauleins are ready to be showered in manly goop and allow steaming loads of protein mansap to obscure their cruel, Teutonic features, and BerlinBukkake.com is there to capture it all on camera! Who knew the same people who gave the world two world wars and Oktoberfest would eventually turn out to be some of the kinkiest chicks in the world?
Have you ever seen a Shampoo Job? That’s when there are so many bukkakists in a group that you can afford to be generous, so it’s time to start thinking about conditioning the recipient’s hair with your hydrating pearl jam. It’s no secret that fresh-squeezed ball-juice is excellent for the skin, the vitamin E and complex proteins present in sperm also provide similar benefits for the hair. The recipient can rub it in, creating a frothy lather that strengthens the follicles, reduces split ends, and makes for great video! Fortunately, BerlinBukkake.com has come along to make these videos public. Phew!
I don’t know what they feed those girls in Berlin, but they’re some of the most fucking gorgeous creatures I’ve ever seen on the net. Big tits, round asses, smooth velvety skin… incredible, cruel beauties. And they fuck and suck with an animal passion you seldom ever see in American girls. These girls are happy to swallow, and lick up any drop that spills. They seem to have no hang-ups whatsoever. Which, of course, is a good thing, even if it sometimes verges on the gross. Don’t worry… there’s no “schiezen” to be found at BerlinBukkake.com.
The movies at BerlinBukkake.com are available as streaming content, or for download. Many of the available vids (including loads of exclusive content filmed specially for this site, and not available anywhere else as far as I can tell) are split up into short clips that makes for easy downloads. Or, you can download the full flick. It’s all up to you. As usual, formats and speeds can be customized to suit you. The quality is excellent, and so are the loads of freebies.
So, all in all, the Guerilla boyz have done it again, adding another top notch site to their already impressive lineup.
Five Fingers Up!
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Amy Lopez
By Porno | February 5, 2008
Surfing the Adult Web
with Guest columnist Constance Paine
Site Reviewed: AMY LOPEZ
Niche: SOLO
If it weren’t for amateurs, there would be no young blood to keep the porn industry fresh. Which is why we revel in the simple brilliance of things like AmyLopez.com. All Amy, all the time. Amy in the shower, Amy in the kitchen, Amy taking it really hard in the ass and loving it… This girl has taken it upon herself to exhibit her huge tits and voluptuous latin ass on the Internet for the jerking-off of others. Hell, her website even says that she likes it! (don’t they all?) The website even has a fairly clean colour scheme, and a little bit of animation to make it look professional. I’d have to say, this is definitely one of the more professional looking amateur porn sites I’ve seen! All of the pictures of her are nicely arranged in thumbnails, and not too hard on the eyes, aside from the occasional vacant expression- but who needs intelligence to act in this biz, right? All of them are of her whoring it up!
This curvy chica offers galleries upon galleries of photos of herself, taking it all off and getting dirty in every way possible. Subscribe, and you not only get Amy Lopez (and all the rich fantasy that comes with it) but you also get over 20,000 explicit porn pictures from the likes of Pervertedschoolgirls, Torrid3somes, Plumpers, Big Clits, Lipstick Lezzies and a whole sordid range of perversion in between. You can even gain access to 76 more amateur sluts and their websites like Alexandra, Alisha, Renee, Tabitha, and on and on like this was romper-room or something.
Amazingly, the price for this plethora of porn is surprisingly low. You can give Amy Lopez a test run using one of the trial memberships, which are $4.87 for a 3 trial ($48.73 per month after) or $39.67 for a 30 day trial (same price per month).
Once you join up, you’re connected to an entire database of porn, all perfectly organized into every kinky category you can think of, and optimized for whatever internet connection you have. Content is updated on a regular basis, so you can go on for hours without whacking off to the same pic twice. Hell, there’s even a search engine in case you’re really stuck.
If it weren’t for amateurs, there would be no professionals who’ve fucked their way to the top. 
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